So I was driving home through the country the other day when I had to stop for a group of chickens on the side of the road. I’m still pouting that I didn’t get the camera on my phone open in time — one of the birds high-tailed it across the road in front of my vehicle. A bad joke played out right in front of me and I didn’t get a record of it! I still don’t know why she crossed the road, but, from what I saw, I’m assuming the answer we’ve been looking for all these years is simply chickens aren’t very bright birds.
They do make good wallpaper, though. I warned you when I released the red chicken wallpaper that more would be coming. That day has finally arrived! Four walls and two floors await you below.